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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Do guys prefer big boobs or small boobs? Why?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
No way
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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No, not a chance
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
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